This is the tale of my pissed up work mate, Jonjon Bollockbrain.
He calls me ballbag, I call him bollockbrain, we work together, everybody thinks we’re insane.
Always taking the piss out of each other, he’s quite a character unlike any other.
Jonjon Bollockbrain, that mutha fucker is insane, drinking country choice all day, Jonjon Bollockbrain!
He calls me brain dead, I call him spunk breath, banter at work saves us all from getting bored to death. We like to have a laugh, always-a-joking, he’ll be drinking cider, and I’ll be Ganja smoking.
Jonjon Bollockbrain……
He calls me shagrag, I call him wank stain, I call him piss head when he runs off to the shop again, to get a few more cans of cider, four for three quid or eight for a fiver.
Jonjon Bollockbrain………..
When four o’clock comes he starts yawning, clucking for his bag of scag to see him through till morning, he’ a wreckhead through & through, but he’s always ready to go out and do the work we do.
Jonjon Bollockbrain………..
Cover art by: Pia White
